Exeter University First Team vs Braves
Time: 8:30
Date: 09/10/07
Location: St Cuthbert Mayne School, TQ1 4RN
Match report written by Jason Holmwood (so it's not my fault)
Traveling down the A38 you will find the coastal town of Torquay. Do not be fooled by its pleasant surroundings for it holds the Braves who are the gangster street kids of the south. Have no fear for Ex did not take any crap from these wannabe hood rappers and the foul machine that is Alp + Kamil started strong opening with team fouls mid way through the first quarter. The scores were levelled at 11 a piece through the opening quarter. Fret not; for gas man Harold stepped up to the plate!! The man from France was possessed with an attacking force that fellow Frenchman Michalak had shown just hours before. The half finished at 32 - 19.
During the half time break we took time out with mummy josh, whilst daddy josh played with his tri-pod, to find out that her favourite food is Indian and she loves a cold glass of rose. This reporter is taking her to Abrahams for chicken tika and chips having picked up the finest £2 bottle of rose from beer box moments before = guaranteed good times!!
Josh having got excited from the possibility of a new daddy rained fire, most noticeable was the 3 thrown down from somewhere near the cliffy, Moneyyyyyyyyyy!! Monty´s obsession with the arrow resulted in the tabling lady wanting to shove ´the f***ing arrow where the sun doesn´t shine´ – we hear your pain. Henry the stretch, having just come from the set of the new fantastic four film, used his new ability to make shapes and D´up to a new level. This allowed keen bean Jeremy to come on. We saw the dream banked shot top of the arc followed by something that I´d like to call AIR BALL!! (2 pints)! A very excited Abe on the bench cheered the team to victory taking the first of the season 71 – 52 from the gangster south west massive. BRAP BRAP BRAP!.
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